Someone else bought me another three months?!
Oh Spacewolf, you're a marvel. A thousand thanks! Your fruit basket is in the mail, filled with many scented and tasty delights. How I came to find such generous and awesome friends on this site is a fortunate mystery.

On a more serious note, I haven't been on deviantART at all for at least a week until now, heck maybe two weeks. This is very bizarre behavior for me, given I visit this site religiously. But having every job application replied to with a "no thanks" or "no positions open" or "maybe you shouldn't have slept with my wife then" is wearing me down more and more, to the point where my base behaviors are bending to compensate for the stress. I haven't taken up smoking or drinking yet, but they are being considered. Well maybe not, they all taste so terrible.

In my desperation, I've gone ahead and applied to an art school that I had my eye on, knowing full well that I don't have the cash. (I'd do something about that but WELL YOU KNOW.) I'm having a hard enough time scraping up the cash for the application fee, for crying out loud. My hope is that the four billion financial aid programs that I'm also going to apply for will somehow pull through and save my broke self.

ANYWAY I'm gonna try and catch up soon guys; more work and stressing to do. Sorry for not commenting/replying/submitting, it will be rectified. I think.

You know, if I can just find some Oompa Loompas and like, stub my toe, I bet they'd break out into a song that would give me exactly the advice I need.